Feel the Burn

And yes, I’ve heard you, I know some of you have been worried about safety and whether or not my insurance covers it, so I’ve arranged for an “expert” to come out and survey the place and make sure it’s up to scratch.

A story told in emails about a newly renovated gym which probably doesn’t have a giant spider that may or may not be the size of 2018 Toyota Landcruiser.

Read if you like: unhinged epistolary; Shelob fanfic; good vibes ONLY.

Available in Archive of the Odd Issue #4 “Please See Attached”: physical copy, digital copy.

(Edited by CM Baldwin. Illustrated by Toeken.)

Digital illustration for Feel the Burn. A top down picture of a cluttered desk, there are scattered weights, a map of a gym, several Missing Person alerts, a first aid certificate and a pamphlet that reads "Feel the Burn". Some of the items in the top right are cobwebbed. Illustration for “Feel the Burn” by Toeken.